I haven’t written about Football in a while and after watching LeBron fail to give full effort in the NBA Finals, it reminded me of a certain football player.
What’s on your mind Jay?
Mr. Cutler…or as he will be known for now on…“Jay Ramone Cutler”. You sir, are a pipsqueak! I’m not going say you were not in pain or bring up other players like Ronnie Lott cutting of a piece of his finger to get back in the game, or Phillip Rivers playing 6 quarters with a torn ACL, or Byron Leftwich having a broken shin and having his lineman carry him instead of not playing, or even Tom Brady playing with a stress fracture in his foot last season.
I personally don’t know your pain tolerance but I do know you appeared to mentally check out of the Chicago Bears’ game in the playoffs last season. After leaving the game, you looked like your mind was on your second job at Vandelay Industries and you could care less about the NFC championship game.
Initially I heard you had an MCL sprain, then after it seemed as though the entire world called you a quitter, it became a tear. By the time the lockout is over you will have a disease in your leg and need an amputation.
This isn’t the first time I have seen you mentally check out of a game. I have seen you do it in college and I have seen you do it in Denver. My co-host Dev can attest to how I have always called you a fraud and thought you were a horrible quarterback. You have all the physical abilities but it appears that you think you are better than you are and don’t have what it takes mentally to be elite. (Sounds like LeBron huh?) You are becoming wasted talent. Like Calogero’s pop Lorenzo told him in Bronx Tale, “the saddest thing in life is wasted talent”.
Anyone who doesn’t think you quit is either a delusional Bears fan or someone who has a low football IQ. You embarrassed your family, your team, President Obama, Oprah, Kanye West, Common, Michael Jordan, Derrick Rose, Dwayne Wade, The Vice Lords, The Gangster Disciples, Al Capone, Larry Hoover, Mike Ditka, Walter Payton, Jim Belushi, Mayor Daley, or anyone else associated with the city of Chicago!
The fact that you are a complete jerk made your peers think it was cool to talk pork chop greasy about you. That means you are a sub-par quarterback and a jerk as a person. Hopefully you will rebound from all this and decide to work at becoming an elite QB. That is if we actually have football this year. If last season doesn’t make you stronger, you’ll always have your job at Vandelay Industries to fall back on.
I’m Nice!!!
