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Get Off The Sauce: The Miguel Cabrera Saga

Friday, March 11th, 2011

I have a serious beef with the shenanigans of Tigers 1st basemen Miguel Cabrera…and I’ll be brief.  I don’t know his problems, and I’m not here to judge.  But what I do know, is that in this world of second chances, if he escapes this one unscathed, he’ll be working on chance #3.  In October 2009, he went on a drinking binge that led to an early morning altercation where he hit his wife.  He then credited counseling for helping to fix his life, said he was done drinking alcohol, and later expressed his desire to become a better husband and father. 

As we all know, recently, he was at it again…after three months of rehab prior to last season no less…but the capper in this debacle is that while being pulled over while ALREADY DRUNK, he had the audacity to pull out some more booze and continue drinking while the damn cop was questioning him.  Excuse my broken English, but…“WHERE THEY DO THAT AT???”

Mug Shot

I’m gonna need for Mr. Cabrera to start acting like he plays a game for a living that he’s had a ball playing all of his life for free.  I’m also gonna need for him to realize that he’s earning $20 Million plus PER YEAR to play his beloved game.  So Miguel…stop acting like a richard-head, put  down the damn sauce, and get your doo-doo together.  That’s all I gotta say.

Devin “Dev” McMillan of The War Room, for War Room Sports