I have a question for all my readers out there. When in the blue blazes of hell did Charlie Villanueva become such a tough guy? In the second to last game of the NBA season (well, second to last game of the season for Charlie’s bum a$$ Pistons), Villanueva got entangled with Cavaliers “big man” Ryan Hollins. The altercation started when Charlie Tyson…err…Villanueva (excuse my propensity to get the two mixed up) apparently took a swipe at Hollins’ “man region” while setting a pick on him. That’s strike 1 Charlie! You never touch a man’s private parts for ANY reason WHATSOVER! That’s nasty dude.
After the “fight” was broken up and the two “players” were separated, “Charlie Tussle” stood around for a good part of 25-30 seconds, and only began to charge Ryan Hollins again after the two were ejected and security had already started to walk Hollins up the tunnel to the visitor’s locker room. That’s strike 2 Charlie! You had plenty of time (while standing around contemplating what you could do to look like less of a wet noodle) to get to Ryan Hollins, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO, that is. However, you waited so you could MAKE SURE someone would be in your vicinity to “restrain” you as you ACTED as if you really wanted to rumble.
So after Charlie “Bonecrusher Smith” Villanueva ran around the Palace hardwood, dragging teammates, trainers, and whoever else that decided to entertain his tomfoolery by attempting to “restrain” this pretender, he was escorted by security up the tunnel to the home locker room. However, reports say that he TWICE tried to get into the Cavs locker room to get at Ryan Hollins, but was stopped both times by Police. Yeah Charlie…as if you didn’t know that would happen. That’s strike 3 my friend! You are OUT!…Out of your damn mind that is.
Isn’t this the same guy who earlier in the season went snitching to the media and to the “Twitterverse” that Kevin Garnett had called him a “cancer patient” on the court? Isn’t this the same guy who WAITED till he got to an internet device to challenge Kevin Garnett to a fight, instead of handling his business at the arena where he was in KG’s presence for about 4 hours earlier that evening? So instead of displaying his “thug-it-out” tendencies to a “big-name” player, when he EVIDENTLY and by YOUR ACCOUNT, did something to provoke you, Charlie B…I mean “V”…decided it would be better to go home and “E-Gangster”/“Twitter-Bang” with “KG”. HOWEVER, with a lesser known player (Ryan Hollins), who by video accounts, did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to provoke you, you decided to live out your MMA dreams and ACT like a stray dog chasing a steak. I only wish they had let you loose because I was really curious as to what you would REALLY have done with a clear path to Mr. Hollins. I’m betting on 1 of 2 outcomes. 1. You would have sought out and FOUND another way to be “restrained”…or 2. You probably would have gotten you’re a$$ whupped by an NBA bum. Either outcome would have been humiliating for you, but extremely hilarious for us. The Palace must bring out the fake thug in men.
MC Charlie
With all of this said, my advice to Mr. Charlie is:
Take your “CB4-MC Gusto” impersonation elsewhere, because an NBA basketball court IS NOT the place for it…ESPECIALLY when you PICK & CHOOSE who you want to play MC Gusto with. “We don’t believe you…You need WAY more people.” FOH Charlie.
Devin “Dev Mac” McMillan of The War Room, for War Room Sports
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